Oh Jesus. Please don't use an injection on your first try. Try to just nail the basics first.
When you were a kid and got first interested in injections, was she a ten? No, you worked your way up? Hold it.. mine was and still is a ten. Saw her on facebook at 44. hmmm bad example.
Look, everything you ever need to know about brisket was on Footloose. That scene where the guys are talking about getting to dance on the dance floor?
"Pick out the ugliest loneliest girl in the club and ask her to dance, then when they see you dance, all the girls will want you...." Then you can pull out the injection needle, start stabbing those puppies with your streams of salty stock and be careful that when you pull it out it doesn't dribble all over the carpet and stuff. Then, when your done, throw that little honey on a table and pull out your knife and slice her right down the middle and you can see how your injection colored her insides a bit. Its gross... and you wanna stick your mouth on something your injected your juices into?
Uh... we are talking about MEAT perverts! In case you went there.
Of course... I have already posted the ultimate injection. But you don't start there.
see ya next month