You might be a BBQ addict if..

GMDGeek · Mar 17, 2013

- While driving down the country road, every propane tank you see makes you assess it for Pit Potential.

- When driving down the road you see a large heard of cows and think "which one has the best marbling..."

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speers90 · Mar 17, 2013

- When at the zoo and your kid(s) see the hogs they proceed to turn around and say those look tasty dad!

mbshop · Mar 17, 2013

shoot, i thought that was normal. i can spot grills, especially webers going 60 that are sitting in someones backyard 100 yards away.

superlazy · Mar 17, 2013

what can I say

GMDGeek · Mar 17, 2013

You might be a BBQ addict if you have a USB powered Smoker! That is awesome Superlazy!

Untraceable · Mar 17, 2013

When you hear how much a friends boat cost and think to yourself how many Vaults you could have for that.

Bludawg · Mar 17, 2013

You might be a BBQ addict if while driving down the road the smell of smoke from someones fireplace chimney makes your stomach Growl.
You might be a BBQ addict if getting Switches and Coal in your Christmas stocking makes you smile & giggle with delight.
You might be a BBQ addict if you own more bottles of sauce & rub the you do socks.

superlazy · Mar 17, 2013

Untraceable said:
When you hear how much a friends boat cost and think to yourself how many Vaults you could have for that.

It's not how much they cost to buy It's the money you keep throwing into that hole in the water. Not to mention the idiots on the the water

Kave Dweller · Mar 17, 2013

Bludawg said:
You might be a BBQ addict if while driving down the road the smell of smoke from someones fireplace chimney makes your stomach Growl.

Friend and teammate heats his house and shop off an outside wood boiler, everytime I think he's cooking its the boiler, I assume boiler and I get fed...

You know you're a BBQ addict when you can't fall asleep at night because in your head you are thinking about what ya could have changed in the last cook..

lastmajordude · Mar 18, 2013

You might be IF ....you can't be with your wife the day she has a knee replacement (son was there) cause you're waiting on your new (used) JAMBO is being delivered. Then after she is home recouping someone calls and asked where I was and she said "Oh he's probably outside HUMPING his new smoker!!".......all this being said my wife never said a thing about all this cause she KNOWS if I'm "humping" my smoker....she's not having to cook!!!!!!....hope no offense Cowgirl and Tish........true story

lastmajordude · Mar 18, 2013

Also you might be IF....You grin and smile saying good things about someone else's Que even if you taste lighter fluid, or they brag about ribs you can't taste cause they are SMOTHERED in sauce (we do dry rub) and cooked so long it becomes mush.....you might be IF you become a Que SNOB!!!!

lastmajordude · Mar 18, 2013

My last one I promise....you MIGHT be IF your parents could not BEAT you enough to make you study in High School but YET at 55 you spend literally YEARS studying this site and info and everything you can read to make sure you get the right stick burning offset.....I rest my case.......GUILTY AS CHARGED on all accounts....:tongue:

chriscw81 · Mar 18, 2013

My wife is in early stages of labor right now and we will be leaving for the hospital in a few hours.

1. I'm already thinking about what I'm gonna cook to celebrate the new addition.

2. I'm talking about BBQ while my wife is in labor.

Beat that! :laugh:

Chris

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jmoney7269 · Mar 18, 2013

You might be a BBQ addict if your wife makes you sell a cooker to get a cooker because you have so many.

You also might be a BBQ addict if you combine all the left over coals from all your other pits to BBQ in your smokey joe Because your out.

cpw · Mar 18, 2013

-If you're driving down the road and see a tanker car on a train and think to yourself "that'd make one bad@$$ smoker."
-If your wife asks "why are you smoking another brisket this weekend?" And your (my) only answer is "cause I can."

SmokinJohn · Mar 18, 2013

-If you can look at a piece of pulled pork and tell if it was roasted or smoked, and
- If it were smoked, what wood was used.

JandJbuidasmoker · Mar 18, 2013

If you go to a friends house and take over the process, cause you're Que is better than his! lol

J-Rod · Mar 18, 2013

You might be addicted if- You talk about BBQ so often that you and your wife have a running joke where even though she humors you talking about Q, you default to saying "blah blah blah BBQ, blah blah blah smokers, blah blah blah charcoal, blah blah blah sauce, blah blah blah smoke.." and she laughs.

Hey, I listen to her talk about shoes and computers, as far as she knows I do anyway!

IrondeQuer · Mar 18, 2013

-If you ask your host if his outdoor wood furnace can accommodate a cooking grate.

Cack · Mar 18, 2013

There's an RV park I pass every single day, and their "sign" is some old cannon, train cart boiler looking thing. I've never seen anything like it before. Every single time I pass it I look and think "I wonder how many pounds I could cook on that bad boy?"

I've mentioned this to my fiancee and still do about every time we pass it together. Every time I get a "you have problems" response.

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