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bigabyte · 12-13-2010, 11:21 AM

I was kind of thinking, poor old Santa probably hates milk and cookies at this point. I mean, could you imagine spending 24 hours straight working your arse off delivering presents to probably a billion houses, and your only sustenance is milk and cookies? I'm surprised that farker isn't in a diabetic coma for almost a whole farking year (wait a minute, that does explain a lot). Maybe he could use some protein? Actually, he could probably use fiber the most, but I don't see bran muffins winning a throwdown or catching Santa's interest either. Now, a short end of ribs....I'll bet he would go completely farking nuts and eat that right up! You might even get an extra gift in your stockings.

I could be wrong though.

12-13-2010, 11:21 AM	#6
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	I was kind of thinking, poor old Santa probably hates milk and cookies at this point. I mean, could you imagine spending 24 hours straight working your arse off delivering presents to probably a billion houses, and your only sustenance is milk and cookies? I'm surprised that farker isn't in a diabetic coma for almost a whole farking year (wait a minute, that does explain a lot). Maybe he could use some protein? Actually, he could probably use fiber the most, but I don't see bran muffins winning a throwdown or catching Santa's interest either. Now, a short end of ribs....I'll bet he would go completely farking nuts and eat that right up! You might even get an extra gift in your stockings. I could be wrong though. __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.