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Ted: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to our live broadcast from Poultry in the Park.
Fred: That's right folks. For those of you just joining us, team Smoke Up Your Butt has been on a tear, taking the first place in the Chicken, Ribs, and Pork. They are having a farking great weekend.
Ted: Absolutely Fred. If the 180 in Chicken wasn't enough, don't forget that they won yesterday's Chef's Choice.
Fred: Ted, who can forget that? A Chiporcow. A cow stuffed with a pig stuffed with a chicken. Amazing!
Ted: You said it Fred. Now our attention turns to the brisket. If they win this category, Smoke Up Your Butt will have accomplished what only a few have done: won the Meat Master.
Fred: Yes, it's only been done a few times. They could win their own coveted red sauce colored jacket.
Ted: Well, here we go, the final judgement!
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Fred: Judge 1 picks up the brisket. Nice color on the flat. The burnt ends have a good lie there on the parsley.
Ted: Good bend there...he's trying it...he looks happy...triple 9.
Fred: Wow, they are well on their way. Judges 2 through 5 are digging in.
Ted: For the folks at home, Smoke Up Your Butt is out in front by twelve points. They only need a 168 or better here to win the Meat Master.
Fred: That's right. The team took a lot of heat early on today for using a white Thermapen. It was a big departure for them from their usual red, we will see if the risk taking pays off for them.
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Ted: Looks like the next set of scores are in. Looks like mostly 9s, couple of 8s on appearance...and...oh no...a 7 on texture from Judge 5.
Fred: Oh, that's going to hurt them.
Ted: Yes, it could. Folks at home, don't forget the lowest score gets dropped, so they could still pull it off.
Fred: Right you are Ted, it's all up to Judge 6 now.
Ted: Judge 6 eyes the burnt ends. Takes a bite.
Fred: He smiles.
Ted: Yes, he does look pleased. Now he is going for the flat.
Fred: <whisper> It all comes down to this. The preparation. The sweat. The consumption of much alcohol in red plastic cups.
Ted: Judge 6 pulls on the flat...it resists and comes apart nicely.
Fred: All looking good for Smoke Up Your Butt in their quest for the Meat Master
Ted: Here we go.... <whisper> OH MY GOD!
Fred: I can't believe my eyes Ted. A small piece of foil from that while Thermapen!
Ted: The reps are discussiong....yes...looks like Smoke Up Your Butt is getting a DQ
Fred: It's always Judge 6, isn't it Ted?
Ted: Sure is Fred. It's going to cost them the Meat Master.
Fred: We will be right back after these short messages from the Secret Squirrel Society.
Ted: There is no Secret Squirrel Society, Fred.
