The Great Q-municator
My BBQ Restaurant will feature Ronald Reagan (and a smattering of some other great conservative thinkers to keep it from looking like some sort of shrine). The walls will be plastered with conservative messages, propaganda, and famous quotes. Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck might just find it too good to be true and think they have died and gone to heaven.:becky:
Everything will have meat in it, and feature real barbecue, but with a California twist, and the reason I will tell people for doing that is in order to serve the customers, who live in California. In reality however, I'm only doing it to honor Reagan's home state, and because of a Throwdown on a BBQ forum I frequent.
It should be easy to spot any liberals because they will either zoom on by, or throw things out their car window at the place. If one does happen to walk in, the sheer volume of conservatism plastered all over the place, and oozing from the regular customers will put them into an instant state of shock. While they are frozen up, we will gently carry them next door to Smoothie King.
Here is one of my featured menu items:
#1 -
California MOINK Ball Wrap -
$5
All great change in America begins at the dinner table. --Ronald Reagan
Four of our big, juicy, delicious 100% Beef meatballs wrapped with hickory smoked bacon and grilled to perfection with a delectably sweet and spicy glaze of smokey good BBQ sauce, all wrapped up in a bed of crisp, cool lettuce, vine ripened tomato and fresh sliced avocado, with mayonnaise and blue cheese crumbles. This wrap can tear down the walls of tyranny!
You will of course be able to view the prep area so you can see your wrap being made...
It's truly a delicious wrap, worthy of a landslide re-election. Sadly though, for some reason this restaurant does not succeed, despite a very loyal following of regular customers. It seems some local politicians did not like the atmosphere and changed the zoning laws.
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