Anyone who remotely knows me... am on here regularly, will put my money where my mouth is... right now.
Here's an offer for you.... actually for two new members.
For these two people, who has joined in the last ninety days without a subscription...
I will pony up and pay for one yearly Brethren subscriptions for these (2) new members in their names. 
Once the subscriptions take effect, will open up new sections and features within the forum... which will reveal so much more.
Whatcha got to lose?
Here's the deal;
1. Must be a new member (within last 90 days).
2. Must reply within this thread with the post
"eight inches of snot"
[Yes, typed intentionally "Eight inches of snot"]
That is a Brethren punchline... the joke is detailed under the Subscribed members section... under the post "Inception of the Brethren"
Will collect names until Thanksgiving (Nov. 24, 2011 - 11:59 pm EST)... and will post results drawn by Mrs. Bandit the following day.
I double dog dare you.
