What my wife said....

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• Oct 11, 2013

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I had to tell my girl that the bend test is not universally applicable.

 

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• Oct 12, 2013

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Bahahaha!! How did this escape the woodpile!?!?
My personal fav: "you're meat is so floppy." Insult or kind gesture? You be the judge.

 

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• Oct 12, 2013

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Everybody duck! :mod::mod::behindsofa::mod::mod:Shhhhhhhhhhh

 

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• Oct 12, 2013

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Well, my wife still consistently calls a fattie a "chubby".

 

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• Oct 12, 2013

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Probes like butter... The bone wiggles out easily...

 

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• Oct 12, 2013

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HeHe...My wife says that I'm a dirty old man because every time she talks about meat being....well, whatever, I have a smart remark???...I tell her it is "just what guys do"....AND to quote Red Foxx, "I'm gonna be a dirty old man until I'm a dead old man"...:mrgreen:

 

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• Oct 12, 2013

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After having a group from church over for some BBQ, I warmed them up with a fattie. Most of them had never heard of it and only my children had had some before. The next Sunday one of the more verbose ladies asked to make sure she was invited over the next time I smoke a fattie. Many heads turned and including the Pastor. I just smiled and told her I would give her a call. Just left the others wondering.

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