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Aye started with a boneless pork loin,
Dressed her up in some fishnet stockings
Aye then sent her down to Davey Jones Locker! the Seas that day were laden with 2 gallons of water, 3 cups Kosher salt, 4 cups brown sugar, 3oz pink salt and a wad of pickin spice.
Threw a plate over the top of her to make sure she didn't float up and try ta escape.
And bid her farewell
Yesterday she washed ashore and looked a little worse for the wear. Aye said "crykee this Sheila won't die", so aye masterminded a plan.
Aye'll smoke her arse, yeah that's the ticket, so on she went at 275 degrees for a spell.
When she was almost dead, aye seared up some sesame tuna for Mrs, HT
Then aye went to get me grub on in the Galley!
Ship Ahoy Mateys, Another Blast Compliments of the Farkenaughty's
Weapons Officer HT, standin by!
Dressed her up in some fishnet stockings
Aye then sent her down to Davey Jones Locker! the Seas that day were laden with 2 gallons of water, 3 cups Kosher salt, 4 cups brown sugar, 3oz pink salt and a wad of pickin spice.
Threw a plate over the top of her to make sure she didn't float up and try ta escape.
And bid her farewell
Yesterday she washed ashore and looked a little worse for the wear. Aye said "crykee this Sheila won't die", so aye masterminded a plan.
Aye'll smoke her arse, yeah that's the ticket, so on she went at 275 degrees for a spell.
When she was almost dead, aye seared up some sesame tuna for Mrs, HT
Then aye went to get me grub on in the Galley!
Ship Ahoy Mateys, Another Blast Compliments of the Farkenaughty's
Weapons Officer HT, standin by!
