I'm amazed there are any rich yankees left up there to mess y'all up, I thought they had all already moved to Florida and here in western NC.
that's why I like living out here in the woods in the middle of nowhere-I can build huge bonfires, pee off the front porch, shoot automatic weapons all day, skin deer hung off a tree in the yard, let my grass get waist high, or anything else that I durn well want to do.