BBQ Movie

In the spirit of Beerfest have a team that is just there to shig. Trying to steal recipes, rub/sauce formulas, etc.

You have got to have a team that boils ribs and does butt in a crockpot.

Mexi "Q" Tioner said:

Dont forget to add a mexican team. Maybe an impala with the trunk converted into a smoker or a smoker with hydraulics switched on to try to control the temps...lol

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Orale homes!

I think anyone in here would agree... your start on this project should be a look at my "Chili Sauce" series or "Orangish Sparkles" and then a PM to me personally.

If you do not... you can expect to see me again right after your script is bought or made into a reality as I have had one lying around for years.

Sorry to sound egotistical... but really... the concept I have is so hilarious... I'd only share it officially with another writer. I say another writer because I write professionally under E. Donnie Thomas.

I will also add that the original "Popdaddy" concept in 2004-2006 (which was going to be animated) was taken so seriously Kevin Smith's production company was actually interested and I got to see him for a meeting. He was extremely excited until he got a letter from Londell MacMillian, Prince's attorney and any further discussion about the project had to end. Kevin has been in trouble with Prince before.

Put Pitmaster T in the movie and you will go far.

Bluesman said:

Think Caddyshack. They made golf way funny. Move along those lines and those types of character interactions. this could be very good. Tons of ways to take it.

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Ha! I agree. For example here's how I imagine that Crassmaster would relate his
encounter with Johnny "El Pistole" Trigg. :wink:

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John

You have to have someone like Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation in it. Loved the line Shi##ers full When he's standing in the street with his bathrobe on and a beer draining the crapper tank from his RV.

Like you said BBQ is a lot of prep then sit. So you need some sort of intense action scene of teams getting their meats ready then getting them on the pits, crazy slo-mo style with Will Ferrell doing his classic slo-mo yawn screaming ARRGGGGHHHHH while he is fighting the pit to get his food on. People tripping over each other maybe a dude in the back ground on fire. Have a running clock then cut to the teams sitting and starring at each other showing that with all that commotion only 5 minutes have passed now they have to sit and look bored.

Mexi "Q" Tioner said:

There you go! Kinda how the movie DodgeBall showed a quick shot of all the teams but only focused on 2 main ones. That could work.

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Throw in an obscure Lance Armstrong style reference where some dude uses "enhanced" meat to achieve superior results. His secret dope let him to 7 straight BBQ world champions...

make sure the event is broadcast on ESPN 8 "the Ocho"

I like the reference to dodge ball. This could be a sequel to Dodgeball in some format.

Looks like he's gonna have enough to do a "Porky's II"
Shame that title's taken.

..........and don't forget to include are Brothers and Sisters from Canada, aye? :becky:

One of the contest will be to have each team cook "left handed ribs on a right handed grill". And the only tool they can use would be a sky-hook to open the pits, and a lumber stretcher for their wood.

Hey Moe, Larry, come here!! Yunk, yunk, yunk....

wallace

Couple of things....

You need a team from the hood (and I'm not specifying which hood. I loves all peoples) that rolls up with industrial barrels that they convert right there to UDS and Double Drums.

The Event's mascot disappears mid-film, only to appear on the winning team's presentation plates.

There has to be a misread over Fahrenheit\Celsius and Metric\Imperial units, resulting a jacked up product (it's a sacrilege, I know, but it's in the name of comedy).

You need a team that is all techno. State of the art ATCs (like the one I am finishing up), custom burning bricks and wood chunks, Dual core cpu PCs for readouts with dual gas chromatographs, calibrated by engineers at Cal Tech so that they're balls-on accurate........and they can't figure out how to get the fire started......

One more thing...I will volunteer to be an extra.