MOINK Ball certificates are not that important - your family and sanity are! While I like being able to say I'm a certified MOINK Ball maker, I'd rather you spend time doing what's important than making my certificate. I'm sure the others feel this way, too. God bless ya!
IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball maker and IMBAS Sgt. At Arms.
And now, brethren, I commend you to God, and to the word of his grace, which is able to build you up, and to give you an inheritance among all them which are sanctified. [Acts 20:32 KJV]