If you keep saying "tablescapes", you'll never find a good woman. Just saying.
And quit holding your hip.
"Bring it on, you bananna thong wearing killer of brisket!"
If you really care about this place, you'll show some respect for it.
Finally got my dream cooker, Runaround Sue
Team Whosoever Q
If a man looks lustfully at eggs and bacon, he has already committed breakfast in his heart.