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Unread 08-27-2008, 10:11 PM   #19
barbefunkoramaque
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NADA Fat Cap! ZILTCH Fat Cap! ZERO Fat Cap!
Trimmed as bald as a baby's butt!

Okay lets see... I have a 3 year old, and a 5 year old. Anyone knows at that age.... though hairless, there behinds under the skin are primarily cherub style baby fat.

Now about you challenge... as you are a KCBS chef...

So we don't get into a regional debate lets Remove Texas and only look at Competitions for argument's sake are "contests" that offer more than a $20000 purse or total prize money.

Take the top five in Brisket THIS YEAR

Remove everyone that Injects

Capitol City

1 ULCER ACRES BBQ
2 SMOKE THIS BBQ
3 SLOW AND EASY
4 SEDALIA MASTER BASTERS
5 QUAU

Stagecoach

1 BBQ Bullies
2 Smell My Butts BBQ
3 Smokealicious
4 Sug's Shack BBQ
5 Thom & Kyle's BBQ

Smoke on the Water

1 QUAU
2 KC Can Crew
3 Delta Smoke
4 J and J Redneck
5 Let's Kick Some Ash

Bloomin and Bluegrass

1 Lotta Bull
2 Bean Bandits
3 Big Daddy-Q
4 Cool Smoke
5 Long Dawgs Blue Smoke

Great American

1 BROTHERS WITH DIFFERENT
2 BREW 'N' BAR-B-QUE
3 FISHNET BBQ
4 MUNCHIN HOGS@THE HILTON
5 ALBERT'S ASH KICK'N BBQ
Incredible 200 teams in Brisket alone

The Great Pork Contest doesn't have Brisket as an entry

Variety Charity

1 The Pork Jesters
2 House Of Q
3 Mason Dixon Swine
4 Wasted-N-Basted
5 Big Daddy's Grill Chill

Blue Ridge

1 TARHEEL SMOKERS
2 MOUNTAIN MAGIC COUNTRY B
3 COOL SM0KE
4 LOTTA BULL BBQ
5 CAROLINA BARBEQUE CO.

Kiwanis Lawrenceburg

1 SWAMP BOYS BBQ, LLC
2 COLONEL E'S BBQ
3 LOTTA BULL
4 ULIKA
5 FIRE IN THE HOLE

SC Discovery

1 Learn2Q.com
2 Sue E Pigg
3 Red White & Que BBQ
4 Blackjack Barbecue
5 Divine Smoke

Okay now before we look at these guys they cannot have won in any of these competitions that ten years ago either did not exist (meaning the contest did not exist - OR THAT DID NOT HAVE A BRISKET EVENT.

NOTICE I AM LEAVING TEXAS OUT OF IT.

Now I would be interested in those that won with ZERO fat on their Brisket.

Huh Huh Come on Come on! Some of these guys are probably on this site.
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