I think you farkers need some pron and more incentive........
I'll throw in a bottle of local brisket marinade. Can be used for other beef cuts or even pork too.
Here's a gag gift I'll throw in.
You'll get more chunks than that. I'll send that green container chock full of tepin powder.
Come on Farkers..........dig deep.
I'll let the winner decide if they want to omit anything so that I can cram more pecan into the box!