I get my pastrami from my local grocery store and take it home and boil it in a water and spicy mustard mixture. When it's done, I pat it dry and make a sandwich with saurkraut and some extra mustard.
"At what point did we forget that the Space Shuttle was, essentially, a program that strapped human beings to an explosion and tried to stab through the sky with fire and math? How jaded do we have to be to lose collective interest in that?" - Robert Brockway