Damn...been gone a few weeks and come back to read this one. I laughed so hard I about pi$$ed my pants.
Sorry to hear about your mess but damn that was funny....in a sick and sad way but never the less....had me laughing out loud...so loud one of my work mates came by and read it as well and they began to laugh so loud other staff wanted to know what was so funny. Not suppose to be on these sites at work... I damn near had to take him down to protect my privacy. I started thinking about "War of the Worlds" when Tom Cruise had to take the other fellow out because his big mouth. If that is what it takes to maintain my privacy on here...so be it :)