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Unread 05-30-2007, 03:48 PM   #85
TexasGuppie
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Biggest "mistake" (read LIE) that I made was tellin' the wife that the expense of the mobile pit would be the end of the expenses associated with my "BBQ Hobby."

Several items later she KNEW I could not be trusted:

EZ-UP Awnings
Chimneys
Weed Burners
Prep Tables
Cutting Boards
Knives
more Knives
Remote Thermos
Instant Read Thermos
Ice Chests
Food Warmers
Trays
Tables
Rolls of Red Checkered Tablecloths
BBQ Books
A Gazillion Spices
Pots
Cast Iron Cookware
more Pots
more Cast Iron Cookware
Aprons
T-Shirts
Cords of Wood
My Collection of Pigs to set on Tables for Events
more Pigs
Lights
Generator
Water Jugs
Portable Sinks
Wash Tubs
Mops
Sauces
Tongs
Hooks
Spatulas
Beer Can Chicken Devices
Vacuum Sealer
Zero-Gravity Chair
Inflatable Mattress
Brethren Membership
Brethren Conversations at 3AM

I know there is more but you get the hint.

Tell her the truth. This hobby is going to eat up all of the kid's college money, bills aren't going to get paid before the wood supplier gets his cash, you're gonna smell like smoke most of the time, and blah, blah, blah.

And if'n she don't like it, well...

...I guess she ain't gonna like it!

Oh yeah, one other investment every hard-core BBQ Brethren MUST invest in:

A COMFORTABLE COUCH.

Ken (I know)
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