Of course there's the BIG HOT FARKING FIRE that you get sometimes - which tends to clean all the oil and grease out of your rig in a hurry, taking paint and the original shape of the steel with it. Beware that one...
NB El Dorado Offset, Primo Oval Junior, Traeger Model 075 Pellet Pooper, Big Chief, Kingfisher Kooker 14" gas/wood combo, PBC Brethren Edition
Home Brewer, Murderer of Squirrels, Armadillo Inspector
Flaming Pig Head Mod
Black Thermapen, red backlit Thermapen
Certified KCBS BBQ Judge