I got news for little Ricky...
...there ain't NO better Brisket than TEXAS-COOKED Brisket.
Anyone on that gol-durned PBS channel (where by the way, they teach you how to be kind to edible animals and how to grow your own corn indoors in your bathtub and other such tree-huggin' propoganda) don't know diddly-squat about a good slab of brisket.
They prolly gave him a set of crystal stemmed beer goblets and a nice set of stoneware coasters with a pic of an endangered seal on 'em.
Best not let that Dockers wearin'-wine-sippin'-pinkie stuck out yayhoo anywhere near the Lone Star state lessen' he be tied to a post down by the stockyards on some Friday night 'bout the time drunken GOOD BRISKET EATIN' cowboys come stumblin' outa Billy Bob's lookin' fer a little mischief ta get into.
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]"You must go through the Valley to stand upon the mountain of God."[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]In Memory of Scott "E" Cook[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]3/29/1965-9/3/2006[/FONT]