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Old 05-26-2014, 05:21 AM   #1
somebody shut me the fark up.
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Default Pizza-Homage-The King (pron)

Reaching deep ..deep..into the realms of base human creativity and inspiration, through the swampy mire of genius and plunging down, down comrades, into the abyss of...yes...again my friends...INSANITY!

That is what is called for to even contemplate entering the dark and foreboding world of Moosey-Biggles-Ronelledom, the Brethren Throwdowns!
First, I garnered the seductive powers unmatched of...home smoked BACON!er matched in a Mexican Wrestling
Well, to be honest wif you guv, I farkin' had to, it's what The King loves innit?
Next, I added the next mind blowing ingredient in a killer Mexian wrestamania combo on acid!
Home roasted peanut butter stuffed into chili peppers!!!!!

The sauce, for this Pizza must have a unique sauce that undercuts both the sweetness and the insanity.
Well, nothing's going to touch the nsanity so at least the sweetness.
Something zesty yet fresh.
I know!
Skinless tomatoes uncooked, blended with basil from the garden and a pinch of sea salt, blended a little then a garlic , microplaned in and stirred!!!!!

Nothing but the best, next we stretch out home made pizza dough into a pan!

Spread the magic elixer of worship!!

Then to the pizza station with the secret deadly combo that pays hommage to the greatest American King , the royalist of royals!!
I just know you are going to be onto me now!

The Masterpiece presents, ready for the stage in Las Vegas...wait for it...

The crust, the BSK pp shot of the pizza pop!

Ladiiiies and Gentlemen...please stand and put your hands together and give a very warm welcome to the banana, bacon, peanut butter stuffed chili pepper pizza.......THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL.......THE ELVIS!!!

If you're saucing your brisket, I bet you're still putting lolly water in your spirits..
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