Uhg. That name sucks. Schmacon? That doesn't sound appetizing, although anything that is fake bacon just sounds horrible.
When are we going to just leave well enough alone. You can eat bacon, just don't eat it every day. You can eat double bacon cheeseburgers, just don't eat them all the time. Moderation...god, there is so much variety already in the culinary world. Do we really need bacon replacements? Or can we practice moderation and not eat fake bacon. Bleah!