Are there MOINK police somewhere? I saw some serious farking violations this weekend at Santa Anita Park. I was at one stand where I ordered brisket, and as they went back to get it one of the cooks came and dumped some kinda chit they were representing as MOINKs in the warmer and I'm not kidding when I say I just about ran away at the sight of them. Of course my morbid curiosity took hold and I ate some brisket that did not rock.
And the MOINKs - I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be almost raw on one side and burnt on the other. I should've sicked Chambers (IMBAS Sgt. At Arms) on those farkers.
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Former outlaw MOINK baller, now IMBAS Certified, but still lookin' over my shoulder.
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" - Bigmista, 2013
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