Try this simple logic with her:
Pigs are omnivores.
Cows are vegetarians and eating cow makes you a vegetarian once removed.
So eat beef one night per week.
If that fails, ask for this t-shirt for Christmas:
Klose 20 x 48 Offset, 26.75 One Touch Gold, Smokey Joe Platinum, Smokey Joe Silver, stainless hibachi w/ coal rotisserie, cinderblock hog cooker
(Former pits: New Braunfel's El Dorado, Stainless Performer)
Certified IMBAS MOINK Baller!