Try this simple logic with her:
Pigs are omnivores.
Cows are vegetarians and eating cow makes you a vegetarian once removed.
So eat beef one night per week.
If that fails, ask for this t-shirt for Christmas:
Klose 20 x 48, 26.75" OTG, 22.5" WSM, 18" Jumbo Joe, SJG, stainless hibachi w/ rotisserie, Fiskstone charcoal griddle
(Former pits: New Braunfel's El Dorado, Stainless Performer, SJP, SJS)
"There's nothing magical about 225, except waking up earlier and eating later." - DaveAlvarado
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