Finally broke down and got a Performer
After wanting, not needing by any means, a Weber Performer Platinum for about two years, I bought one. The thing that pushed me over the edge was the fact I wanted a blue one and they just discontinued it, so I figured I had better get one while I can. I plan to cook my first grilled pizza ever on it later tonight.
XL Big Green Egg, Weber kettles, WSM 22.5" and Pellet Pro adapter