I am sorry about being blunt but Mista is right. BBQ is all about tending the fire, picking the right spices and knowing how to cook low and slow. If you don't like tending the fire, the art of cooking low and slow may not be for you. Your only other alternative may be a pellet smoker like the cookshack FEC100.
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