Well, I am back and the pron is to follow. I will just mention, that my BIL's sister has vetoed reimbursing me for the food, so I currently am out a little under $350. She also lied about the availability of the kitchen at 7am, complained about the food being late, and lied about there being no motel room within a 60 mile radius of the family home.
Pron to follow
the meat thermometer was so far past the top reading, it read Taylor
"perhaps...but then again...maybe not..."