Blame everything on your predecessor. It's Bush's fault.
On the other hand W lives in Texas. Plenty of briskets to be had at 1.99
HEB, WalMart,Albertsons, etc etc etc
And thank you for teaching the locals out there what's good in the world.
Primo XL, Pit Barrel Cooker, Tiernan SOB, Mini WSM, Big Green Egg Mini via Craigslist, 5 others, Black Thermapen