Blame everything on your predecessor. It's Bush's fault.
On the other hand W lives in Texas. Plenty of briskets to be had at 1.99
HEB, WalMart,Albertsons, etc etc etc
And thank you for teaching the locals out there what's good in the world.
Primo XL, Pit Barrel Cooker, Mini WSM,Lodge Hibachi
Craigslist finds Tiernan SOB, New Braunfels Black Diamond, Big Green Egg Mini
By the way, did she mention my name-just in passing?