Originally Posted by Cack
You should tell your wife, since she drolls all over all those Hollywood boys, that she can start drolling over you now since you're famous.
Tell her you'll ALLOW her to make "whoopie" with you tonight.
Say all of this through the security of over the phone or at a longer distance than her throwing power
It sounds like you have met my wife. Especially the part about throwing power.
Nah, actually after 38 years of putting up with me, I feel like I hit the jackpot as far as wives go.