OK. Maybe 10 WSMs is too many.
You should have 1 smoker and one grill at a very, very on-the-verge-of-losing-your-man-card bare minimum.
And a dog. If you own the minimum you have to have a dog. A REAL dog, not one of them purse sized dogs.
My Boys: Joseph (EI); Andrew (EE); Daniel (EE)
My Toys: 10 WSMs (B, C, DH, DA, EZ, DZ, EO, DU, DR, EE/DU mutt); Brinkman Cimmaron; Chuckwagon Cooker; 5 22.5" Bar-B-Q-Kettles; 1 18.5" Bar-B-Q-Kettle; 3 WGAs (EZ, DE, N); 3 SJPs (DT, DR, DR); 2 Smokey Joes (A, K); Genesis Silver C (DU).
"For when democracy becomes tyranny, those of us with rifles still get to vote"