Originally Posted by Cack
ACTUALLY, once I got the book from the TV people ... the bride sent her copy back herself, so I'm 100% out of the blame here.
Without talking about it, even just to tell you that's what she was doing? She didn't even give you a chance to say "No baby! Don't send it back! You bought it for ME for my BIRTHDAY!!! The first birthday with you as my lovely wife and you CAN'T send it back!!!!! Let me keep it and give the other to someone.
It was a test. You failed. Miserably.
Run. Run now. Run fast. Run FAR...
Note: I have a mom, three older sisters, and a wife. I KNOW about these things...