What Bryan said first off.
Second off, if what you mean if like 'I have a chance to vend a 5000 person festival, and I own a UDS'. You are not thinking this out very well. You need to have the right tools for the job.
I'm feeling bearish, and I'm packing a Wusthof Grand Brisket slicer from MABA
"perhaps...but then again...maybe not..."