- Put some spices and herbs on it.
- Wrap it in bacon. Preferably do a Google search for "How to weave bacon".
- Put more spices and/or herbs on it.
- Smoke it at 275 until the middle is 145.
Should take the better part of an afternoon...."ish".....
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