I mean, what's the lady of the house going to do? Put your boots on the front porch? Buy it, take her with you to help load it. Ask her to fetch a couple Sam Adams while you clean it. Three Sam's if she wants one.
Primo XL, Pit Barrel Cooker, Mini WSM,Lodge Hibachi
Craigslist finds Tiernan SOB, New Braunfels Black Diamond, Big Green Egg Mini
By the way, did she mention my name-just in passing?