Great pr0n, brother! I had to chuckle about the whole XBox at 0400, cigar comment. :)
You know we've got a cigar afficionado social group here on the site, I hope?
NB El Dorado Offset, Primo Oval Junior, Traeger Model 075 Pellet Pooper, Big Chief, Kingfisher Kooker 14" gas/wood combo, PBC Brethren Edition
Home Brewer, Murderer of Squirrels, Armadillo Inspector
Flaming Pig Head Mod
Black Thermapen, red backlit Thermapen
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