Not Q related but...I was frying up some green tomatoes once. VERY HOT oil and VERY JUICY tomatoe slices, even through the breading. POP! Goes a huge blob of grease. My brain very quickly calculated the trajectory but there was no time to react. Splashed right on and quickly spread over my left palm. Did I mention VERY HOT oil?
I was up all night with my hand stuck in a bucket of ice and it STILL hurt like a be-atch. Had a blister the size of Texas.
Bob's my daddy! Bob's my daddy! Bob's...My...DADDY!!!
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