uhhhhh...why not buy a OTS? Sorry for my ignorance, but I don't understand the concept of this style of grill. Else build a fire in the backyard and put a grate on top of it.
Apocalypse Griller - "I love the smell of Kingsford in the morning!"
*Weber 22.5" OTS
*Weber Smokey Joe (RIP)
*Weber tongs and such, hd alum foil, chimneys, matches, wood and other misc doo-dads and thing-a-majigs