Using an angle grinder to build my double barrel smoker, I set my shirt on fire (something about sparks and flammable cotton, IIRC from my Boy Scout years). I thought I put it out, but I didn't. My neighbor, who was standing next to me, put it out.
All this with Mrs. SJ sunning herself 20 feet away, oblivious to the fact that her husband was auditioning for the part of a Buddhist Monk.
Dbl Bbl Smoker, UDS, ECB, Char-Broil gas grill & charcoal grills, SJ - Certified Moink Baller