Life. First you think, I need a new gasser. Before long the wood and charcoal burners are rusting. Life. Then you just don't have time to keep the propane bottle filled. Life. Then you find yourself three days a week in line at Panda Express. Then you find out your wife brought you a cat, for company. As your friends don't hang out quite as long for a five minute cook, as they did for a 7 hour+smoke. The beer is warm. The deviled eggs don't quite taste the same. Life. Extra duck sauce, please.
I want one too.
Primo XL, Pit Barrel Cooker, Mini WSM,Lodge Hibachi
Craigslist finds Tiernan SOB, New Braunfels Black Diamond, Big Green Egg Mini
By the way, did she mention my name-just in passing?