Life. First you think, I need a new gasser. Before long the wood and charcoal burners are rusting. Life. Then you just don't have time to keep the propane bottle filled. Life. Then you find yourself three days a week in line at Panda Express. Then you find out your wife brought you a cat, for company. As your friends don't hang out quite as long for a five minute cook, as they did for a 7 hour+smoke. The beer is warm. The deviled eggs don't quite taste the same. Life. Extra duck sauce, please.
I want one too.
Primo XL, Pit Barrel Cooker, Tiernan SOB, Mini WSM, Big Green Egg Mini via Craigslist, 5 others, Black Thermapen