Originally Posted by Pyle's BBQ
Do you have a map to this place of Unicorns and Rainbows?
Unfortunately, I don't have a good map. Fortunately, there are hundreds of people selling them every day on the Internet. They all promise to get you to that wonderful land if you just send them all your money.
It's good to see our buddy isn't going into his new adventure with sparkly eyes but with a steely stare on reality.