I would have eaten the Chinese, with a side order of sausage and peppers...
If nothing else... I CERTAINLY would have engaged in a little quality control testing when I took the sausages off the grill
Chargriller Super Pro with side firebox
I'd like to be remembered as one of those "larger than life" people, but as I'm only 5'6" I just work on being *wider* than life.
(Pedro Moura Pinheiro, a funny guy)