In my opinion, none of them qualified as a "Big Farkin Burrito." (Size matters.) That said, my vote went to oifmarine2003, mostly because bacon and sausage gravy are the substance of life...
Bo Compton in Mesa, AZ, KCBS CBJ
Weber Ranch Kettle, BDS Mega, OTS x 2, Weber Platinum
18.5 WSM w/Stacker from ProQ, 22.5 WSM, Reverse Flow Lang Clone 80 butt capacity mounted on 25 foot trailer with attached awnings
LFSA RED Thermapen,
And 1 2010 Victor brand Hot Dog Cart