So I found this on CL:
Brand-new, unopened box, just a few blocks down the street for only $10. I raced over and offered $5.
The dude balked at first, but then gave in...
When I got home, my wife gave me a fist-bump and a double high five for my deal-making prowess...
...but then the fantasy ended.
In reality, I paid full price for this bad boy. Despite my best efforts to negotiate, the seller was not budging. Furthermore, the wife beat me home and was not nearly as impressed as I hoped that I had found the coolest tailgating/beach/camping pit on the planet.
Oh well, I blew my beer money and the wife is irritated with me. At least I got a new toy.