I have no pity for you. I'm trying to talk my wife into the idea of a BGE. She's already given me an eye roll, and I haven't even told her about all the 'eggccessories' or that I'm leaning towards the XL.
Now that I know you've got three of them prepare for a BOMBARDMENT OF QUESTIONS! Ohhhh yeah.
The Life of the Knife is Ended By! The Wife.