Luckily I havent had to cross this bridge in a long while. When I have I literally didnt eat it, but would hit the beans and/or tater salad instead. Probably has to do with I'm not much of a sauce guy at all, except on a sandwich, and then usually (not every time) fairly light.
However, in theory, if I HAD to choke something crappy down (last time it was this bad I just threw it away [and I'd paid for it]), I'd probably try to cover it in Blues Hog Tennessee Red.
Hance - Lake Dogs Cooking Team - MiM/MBN/GBA CBJ and comp cook
Lake Sinclair, GA (strategically about an hour from everywhere)