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Old 04-16-2013, 12:43 AM   #1
somebody shut me the fark up.
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Default Unpacking my new toy! (pRon)

So I waited all day for my new toy to arrive. It finally arrived at 6pm.'s in a big crate. That means I'll have to use...(gulp!)!

Ok I was like a little puppy. I got so excited, I had to go pee! I got the side off and...wait a minute...what the hell are these metal straps? Who do they think I am? How am I gonna get these off? Hmmm...where are those big scissor things that the guy uses to cut the bushes?

Right. That worked. But how do I get it out? Crap I have to take off another side. The wheels are wedged in? Of course they are. Good thing I have a strong back. Let me just pick up one side of it and roll it out.

Ok I got tired and had to rest before I got the other side out. I'm not as young as I used to be.

Now all I have to do is get all of this paper and plastic off. Hey what kind of father would I be if I didn't let my kid share in my joy? Hey's like Christmas! Have at it!

Here it is! My new Yoder Smokers YS-640 with competition cart.

Talk amongst yourselves. I am worn out.
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Exodus 29:18
Then burn the entire ram on the altar. It is a burnt offering to the LORD, a pleasing aroma, a food offering presented to the LORD.

God loves BBQ!

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