So I waited all day for my new toy to arrive. It finally arrived at 6pm.
Uh-oh...it's in a big crate. That means I'll have to use...(gulp!)...tools!
Ok I was like a little puppy. I got so excited, I had to go pee! I got the side off and...wait a minute...what the hell are these metal straps? Who do they think I am? How am I gonna get these off? Hmmm...where are those big scissor things that the guy uses to cut the bushes?
Right. That worked. But how do I get it out? Crap I have to take off another side. The wheels are wedged in? Of course they are. Good thing I have a strong back. Let me just pick up one side of it and roll it out.
Ok I got tired and had to rest before I got the other side out. I'm not as young as I used to be.
Now all I have to do is get all of this paper and plastic off. Hey what kind of father would I be if I didn't let my kid share in my joy? Hey Morgan...it's like Christmas! Have at it!
Here it is! My new Yoder Smokers YS-640 with competition cart.
Talk amongst yourselves. I am worn out.
Wait! Bigmista wrote a cookbook?
Then burn the entire ram on the altar. It is a burnt offering
to the LORD, a pleasing aroma, a food offering presented to the LORD.
God loves BBQ!
Bigmista Custom Spicewine Trailer - Olivia J. PIMA
Large and Medium Spicewines
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