My goodness man, entertain yourself. Now would be a great time to experiment with the 5 varieties of Spam on the shelves. Honey nut cheerios with smoked jalapeno milk. Throw open the cupboards and mix and match.
Now all that being said consider this a coachable moment
Smokers are like insurance, don't cancel one until the new one is in effect.
Primo XL, Pit Barrel Cooker, Mini WSM,Lodge Hibachi
Craigslist finds Tiernan SOB, New Braunfels Black Diamond, Big Green Egg Mini
By the way, did she mention my name-just in passing?