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Old 04-08-2013, 05:01 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by DBH View Post
Ever had one of those spells where you just can't get to what you want? Believe it or not, I took delivery on a brand new Backwoods Gater last November when winter was setting in. Four months later this baby is still in the crate. For the life of me I can't get my head on straight!!!!
You are suffering from PTSD, Phubar-Temperature Smoker Disorder.

The cure is simple:

  1. Take your boom box/ipod/music source outside.
  2. Fill each of your smokers with charcoal.
  3. Fire them up.
  4. Place a tri-tip, fatty, butt, or brisket on each one of them.
  5. Find the theme for "Rocky" and crank that mother up! Put it in a loop with "Eye of the Tiger".
  6. Smell the meat cooking.
  7. See the smoke.
  8. Hear the call to get up and get back in the ring! C'MON ROCK!
  9. Crack that box open and welcome the new addition to your family!

That will be one smoked chuckie, please....
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