I had no difficulty not mastering BBQ...at all.
As for equipment, I use the alternative close.
"Baby, can I root your sister?"
"Oh.Okay..... Can I buy a BigSteel Keg BBQ?
"Yes, but don't go near my sister"
"I got it, geez, you don't have to nag..."
The only current member banned for life!
I could help being the way I am, but the problem is...there is nobody else willing to do it.