I had no difficulty not mastering BBQ...at all.
As for equipment, I use the alternative close.
"Baby, can I root your sister?"
"Oh.Okay..... Can I buy a BigSteel Keg BBQ?
"Yes, but don't go near my sister"
"I got it, geez, you don't have to nag..."
The obstacle to knowledge isn't ignorance, it's the illusion of knowledge
Smokin In The City 2015