Tell your wife to give you the cash, take the free lessons from the Brethern, and go buy yourself a new cooker!
Homemade Wood Smokehouse, Charmglow gasser, Smoke Hollow, UDS, dual chamber homemade grill
Certified MOINK Baller
We're surrounded. That simplifies our problem. - Chesty Puller
We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.
George W. Bush, Speech after 9/11 attacks
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