Ok then, as the apparent new comer I guess it is my duty to distribute these certificates until I die or you find someone better to do it. Just PM me the following:
- Your name
- The TD your got screwed in
- Your address
- The person who won said TD
- A credit card number and expiration date (with that stupid "secret" number which we have to give everyone anyway which really doesn't make it that secret now does it?)
- A little background info about yourself to personalize the certificate
- Social Security Number
- Info about your parents including your mother's maiden name
- Favorite pet's name
- The first 4 numbers that pop into your head
- A brief 500 word essay on WWGALD
- A legitimate work email address (not the crappy gmail you use to sign up for BBQ forums and pr0n sites.)
- The photo you would like on the certificate (It does not have to be the item you cooked or even your photo)
Please allow 6-24 weeks for delivery. International customers are just farked.
Act now and you may have the opportunity to participate in some limited time offers such as the chance to collect a long lost Nigerian relative's fortune or the opportunity to help a stranded stranger in South Africa.
All sales are final. WWGALD LLC. reserves the right to deny entry. Violators will be violated.