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Old 03-09-2013, 12:04 PM   #12
colonel00
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Ok then, as the apparent new comer I guess it is my duty to distribute these certificates until I die or you find someone better to do it. Just PM me the following:
  • Your name
  • The TD your got screwed in
  • Your address
  • The person who won said TD
  • A credit card number and expiration date (with that stupid "secret" number which we have to give everyone anyway which really doesn't make it that secret now does it?)
  • A little background info about yourself to personalize the certificate
    1. Birthplace
    2. Social Security Number
    3. Info about your parents including your mother's maiden name
    4. Favorite pet's name
    5. The first 4 numbers that pop into your head
  • A brief 500 word essay on WWGALD
  • A legitimate work email address (not the crappy gmail you use to sign up for BBQ forums and pr0n sites.)
  • The photo you would like on the certificate (It does not have to be the item you cooked or even your photo)

Please allow 6-24 weeks for delivery. International customers are just farked.


BONUS

Act now and you may have the opportunity to participate in some limited time offers such as the chance to collect a long lost Nigerian relative's fortune or the opportunity to help a stranded stranger in South Africa.

All sales are final. WWGALD LLC. reserves the right to deny entry. Violators will be violated.
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